(ingore if you don't care) I'm in New Jersey. Where everything on the internet is quick and you don't have to wait five minutes for something to load, I'm at my grandmas house, which is also my cousins house.
Alot of stuff that the cousins show me are really funny. So, I'm in paradise right now and I don't care if (IF) or when the rockets loose tonight verses the Mavs. I usually see the results going by on the TV (the internet down here too). You can count on the rockets winning tonight, all you fans out there. The rockets usually don't have trouble building a lead over them. They just have trouble holding their own. This game may end the rockets struggles against Dallas. Though the Rockets haven't been able to handle the 4th quarter aganst the Mavs. They did it twice this season. The most recent one was pretty humiliating. Leads blown, for me, is more humiliating than trounces.
I didn't care about the rockets. But when I wrote this, I got a little into it. But it's not very serious compared to the Pistons game a few days ago. It felt like the championship game because it was on ESPN. The win was exciting and it'll last a long time. It was such a maricle. This game tonight, once in a while I'll take a peek.
Wait! This game is pretty important! If the Rockets win this game, they'll be tied up in 8th place with the Jazz only for at least half an hour. The Jazz probably won't loose to the Sonics tonight. However if the Rockets loose, they'll be tied with Portland(12-12) who is in 10th place and on a 6 game winning streak. Lets go Rockets!
July 3rd 2008
Well, Houston had a 22 game win streak and they missed the 2nd round. Being a Rockets fan impacts my life alot. I do nothing for a whole day all superstitious and unriveted. Now summer is here and there is nothing to be superstitious about. Yet the Rockets got some pretty smart draft picks a while ago. They're Maarty Leunen, Donte Greene, and Joey Dorsey. The Rockets also are looking for some great players for cash. Corey Maggette the popular pick from Rockets fans is one of the bargain players. I want, for the Rockets new bargain player, James Posey because he has teriffic defense and is a great outside and has experienced a championship. That will be a make-sure that the Rockets win at least a playoff series since I wasn't even 4 years old.
September 29th 2008
Next season is gonna look pretty awesome. Rockets will go at least somewhere in the playoffs in 2009. They've got McGrady who's an amazing passer and scores a whole ton of points usually. He can carry the team on his shoulders if they need a lift when it's a close game. They've got Yao who's at least one of the big men in the league and is also the tallest player playing in the NBA. He isn't the best shot-blocker in the league, but at times, he's real intimidating to many other NBA players. He scores a ton of points too. 22 points a game last season. He is one of the best, or the best center in NBA. Chinese guys are cool. So I like Yi a little bit too. The biggest trade of the summer in perhaps all of sports, was the Ron Artest trade:
Ron Artest can rack up a whole ton of points like 20 or something. He's one of the best defenders in the NBA. The trade made many Rockets fans happy. It's not Ron Artest vs. Battier anymore. It's Artest and Battier. Speaking of Battier, he's also a great defender. You've seen Battier guard Kobe Bryant on win #22. Battier is one of th elite defenders in the league. Rafer Alston relieves the pressure off of Tracy McGrady and he's a great 3 point shooter. He's also got that fancy floater. Rafer is my favorite player in the NBA. He's just a happy guy. Luis Scola gets lots and lots of rebounds. He's a guy who spins around and scores. My nickname for Scola is Cuzco. Add more...There are lots more! Dikembe Mutombo and his shot-blocking record next to Olajuwon, Joey Dorsey is a great defender and he can also shoot 3's now, Carl Landry a great hustler and vaccuming in loose balls, Stevie Franchise and his old greatness may return, Brent Barry and his championships and sharp 3 point shooting, the rockets gonna do well next year.
April 22nd 2009
Oh no! Mutombo is down! What will we do without WATUBY!
April 30th 2009
HORRAY! MY WORDS OF VICTORY ARE
May 1st 2009
Oh sorry about that. Mom TOLD ME TO GO TO BED BEFORE I COULD WRITE MY VICTORIOUS WORDS! Anyways, the Rockets win their first playoff series since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Yes they were still around in 1997. I have a monstrousity as a pet. That's PHOENIE! Because of the inexperiemnce of those Portland Trailblazers, the Rockets managed to steal homecourt advantage by winning Game1 in Portland 108-81. I was actually at Grandmas house sleeping as that improbable score showed up. That was the game that won the series altogether. Well, I don't really care if the Rockets loose this next playoff series to the Lakers and I am fine with what I have right now. I am so happy! Oh joy of joys! Oh dream of dreams! I can't believe it! I must tell the birds! Birds! Birds! Birds do you hear! (maybe you know the rest)
May 13th 2009 12:26am
Rockets vs. Lakers series chances... don't count on it. It's about trading time after Game6.It's a cool time of year. Rockets will at least have 54 wins next season. No hanging heads please. Stick around Rockets fans. If I'm not the only one here. What do you think of that Portland series? hello? Anybody?
May 15th 2009
The Rockets bounce back and win! Horray! Mooheeheeheeee!ESPN's biggest hit is victorious for us! 7.3 million people watched this glorious moment! Game 7 is on Sunday the 17th at ABC 3h30E. I ate many cookies in victorious fashion. Will we shock the world on Sunday? Find out then! This maybe our last win until October! If not! We face DENVER! They are gonna loohooze (Arfur)!
May 17th 2009
To the postseason we go!The Rockets lost 89-70. Get ready for a great offseason!
December 8th 2009
Sup everybody. I had a wonderful summer. To sum everything up, the Rockets downgraded in the offseason and yet clung on to the most valuable pieces that nobody knew about. Like Mel Brooks who is the leading scorer, Cuzco, Chuckaiz, Carl Lampree Eel, and signed Trevor Ariza (OH TREVOR! I BITE FOR YOU!) as Ron Artest (who hates the Rockets now, not joking, he said it himself). Yao went down(the biggest downgrade of all). It was a long offseason for the Rockets, and it looked like the Rockets were going to miss the playoffs. But not yet. The Rockets have been in the playoff picture for a while. We bought some tickets to our very very first NBA game! Rockets @ Nets December 26th 2009! Pop, Manio and I are certainly going but we have one more ticket to spare. It might be for Arfur or James or somebody. Pop is going to bring along his new camera and get some footage of the game and the players. It will be so cool. I will remember the game for years and years. But the difference between this season and the seasons before, were that my craziness has gone to the next level. I' ve actually been shouting at the TV more often. I have also been taking the wins more fondly and started to write poetry like the Ode to the Oakland Massacre . Yeah. Rockets wins are always fun. As for the postseason, we unfortunetly won't go anywheres outside of the first round. If we do, like in a battle with the Suns, sweet! Lakers, no way! However, by 2010, Yao will be back from injury and I doubt he'll move from Houston after turning down a contract with Cleveland. Besides, I love Yao. I was made fun of when my peers related the word Yao to Yaoi. You guys live ina modern civilization and should know what it means. I never hear about such weird carp like that where I live. Oh well. Does anybody know when Tmac will return? I miss him so much and we need him back!!! That's what I have to say. Later homies.
February 19th 2009 10:00pm
Latest news:....WHOAA!!! WHAT A BLOCKBUSTER TRADE PULLED OFF BY ONE OF THE BEST GENERAL MANAGERS IN THE NBA, DARYL MOREY!!! WHOA! WHOA! WWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!! Calm down bobby...Ok. Now, great job Daryl Morey for making the wonderful trade that you have made most recently. The Rockets and the Kings and Knicks who took part in these exchanges were all winners and got what they wanted in probably the biggest trade of this big week. Yes, I' am implying that this trade was better than the John McCain's getting Caron Butler and the Wizards getting Josh Howard. Why? This impacts the Knicks offseason and now they have a big load with a $23 million contract and is a free-agent next offseason. They got rid of Jared Jeffries for years and they did in this trade. The Knicks were desparate to make tons of room for the 2010 Free-Agent Frenzy. So they got what they wanted there. McGrady, if he's good enough, would lead the Knicks into the playoff picture. But the knicks had to give up a ton of stuff in desparation for the trade to go down. They even gave up draft picks which might be lottery picks, to us. The Kings apparently didn't want Kevin Martin so they gave him to us. They ended up getting Larry Hughes and Carl Lamprey Eel who was 2nd in 4th quarter scoring in the NBA. However they were giving up the 2nd best shooter in the league, field goal precentage wise. Then there's us. Daryl morey really knows how to get a great trade: Wait for the perfect time to strike and keep on making the other GM's give into his demands. McGrady wasn't going to play for the Rockets anymore so he got traded to New York who wanted him the most. So Morey robbed Donnie Walsh and got in return from New York, Jordan Hill (8th pick in the 2009 draft), and a sh** load of conditional draft picks. Two were enough for me. The knicks do horrible next season, we have the draft pick. That and we get Hilton Armstrong (I guess I am a little headstrong. My mother was a little armstrong. The headstrongs married the armstrongs and thats why darkees were born). That is my prespective of the trade...so far. Can Tmac be his oldself again? Yes. If he does, I'd wonder, why couldn't he do it for us. Well, he couldn't really do anything when we traded him so it was like getting all that guff out of thin air. But we did have to give up a very valuable piece in Carl Lamprey Eel but got Kevin Martin in return. His defense is in serious need of improvement but his shooting is needed very much. The Kings may buy out Larry Hughes and then they get into the 2010 Free-agent frenzy as well. When Yao comes back in 2011 or somebody else, our team becomes just a little bit better and we will run for the playoffs that year. I'll know more about the outcome of the trade later. Oh yeah, the Nets game I went to was incredible. To sum it up, the game went down to the wire and the Rockets won it 98 to 93. I got to see the Rockets players for real. I waved to Shane Battier and he waved back. Pop got all kinds of footage. I really enjoyed the game but I refuse to post it on my website because then I'll serve 5 years in prison and $250000 fee or more. I can post pictures but that might be a little complicated since we didn't take any pictures. Just video. I mic-recorded it. That's probably the last time I'd be in the Izod Center since the Nets are moving to Brooklyn next season. After that, the Rockets just sucked the eggs out the league... until now.
February 20st 2010
Yep. Guess what I' am going to say. Tmac with 26 points and was the old Tmac just as he entered New York and then the Rockets loose to the Pacers on their homefloor. My conclusion is, I was clueless of what really happened. morey thought he outsmarted Walsh but Walsh outsmarted him. The Rockets have in reality downgraded and are going to suck more than they did before. My mom alone could beat the Rockets. Man did I waste a ton of energy preparing to see the Rockets make the playoffs this year. The Rockets really could have had a great chance if Tmac would have had enough minutes. We loose Lamprey Eel and Tmac (who was better than we all thought) and get some separate piles of trash. Folks, as I see it now, we are pathetic. We were wrong.
February 25th 2010
You know what? I should have been able to tell that Morey made a foolish mistake. Giving up Carl Lampree Eel, who is a great competitor, makes us much less of a competing team and now we don't play as hard anymore without the presence of Lampree Eel. There is little energy going in the Rockets chemistry and the teams that they play against play harder than the Rockets do. Just another prespective on the blunder of February 18th.
February 26th 2010 9:04pm
My brother arrives home from college tonight. He came home because he was lonely and missed being with the family. Now I must remind you of how incredible the Rockets stink as well as the strangeness of the Rockets beating the Spurs right now in the first quarter 27-12 1:06. Yup, you heard that right. A 15 point lead over San Antonio. This will be the first NBA game that I will keep you updated with on the website. That's because I felt like it. You bet I'll keep you updated. See ya!
9:09pm
HOLY CARP!!!! Wait! I can't be reading that score right....31-14 End 1st! That is just not right! HAHAHA!!!
9:18pm
OH CARP!!! Rockets led by 19 a minute into the 2nd quarter. But then the Spurs are now back in it and we lead 33-23 8;46 2nd. I'm gonna watch the JohnMcCains Hawks game on ESPN. I'll keep you posted on this game later.
9:21pm
Woo! Rockets 37-24 edge now with 8 minutes left in the half. I'm calmer now.
9:24pm
JohnMcCains 99 Hawks 99 13.2 4TH. Exciting finish to this one. Rockets lead the Spurs 43-29 5:57 2ND. MOOSE!!
9:27pm
Overtime in Altanta 99 a piece. 5 more minutes for that game. Rockets 46-29 5:26 2ND. If the Spurs want to comeback and win tonight, they'll have to start over again from where they began several minutes ago. YAY.
9:32pm
AHAHAHAAA!!!!!53-34 3:50 2ND! EEHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!!!! Overtime just went underway and the John McCains have the advantage.
9:39pm
55-40 1:25 2ND. JohnMcCains 106 Hawks 99 1:06 OT
9:43pm
Halftime in Houston: 59 to 41 Rockets lead. YEEEEAAAAA- Wait. Sorry. JohnMcCains 110 Hawks 103 OT :24.7.My halftime analysis will come at the start of the 3rd quarter.
10:02pm
Final/OT score from Atlanta: JohnMcCains 111 Hawks 103. Magic against Hornets also on ESPN, I want the Magic to win since the Hornets are ahead of us in the race for 8th place. San Antonio: Tim Duncan 17 pts; Ginobili 8 pts. Houston: Kevin Martin 17 pts; Mel Brooks 15pts; Scola 14 pts. Field Goals: SA: 15-42 (35.7%) HOU: 25-43 (58.1%). Now I've only been seeing the boxscores fly by. The Rockets are playing at their best since the trade deadline. My assumption, their chemistry is working or the Spurs really seem to suck right now. Thank you K-Mart for finally getting going! I've been waiting for the Rockets to win at home since February 2nd when the Rockets beat Golden State 119-97! Great way to start the 3rd! 61-41 12:00. No time has gone by yet and the Rockets get their largest lead of the night!
10:10pm
Rockets 68 Spurs 48 6:46 3RD. Rockets led by as many as 23. HEHEHEHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
10:16pm
Rockets 49 Spurs 70 5:54 3RD. I don't understand why, but for some reason, I' am taking this game for granted. The playoff race is so exciting as we sit 4 games under the Trailblazers who lead in the Bulls game 97-96 3:25 4TH. Also the Grizzlies are loosing to the Bobcats at home 81-80 5:15 4TH.
10:20pm
Grizzlies 87 Bobcats 88 2:49 4TH. Trailblazers 99 Bulls 102 1:33 4TH. Rockets 76 Spurs 58 4:00 3RD. If we can score 100 points, we're in good shape.
10:26pm
Grizzlies 89 Bobcats 93 1:10 4TH. Trailblazers 101 Bulls 102 :25 4TH. Rockets 81 Spurs 62 1:50 3RD. Blazers who are in 8th place, are on the brink of loosing tonight which will help me and my enemies alot. Hehe.
10:33pm
Grizzlies 89 Bobcats 93 FINAL. The Grizzlies (enemy) lost tonight....Because you are just a grizzlie. And you're not very good at fighting. Trailblazers 103 Bulls 103 END 4TH. Rockets 85 Spurs 69. Spurs 69!!! HAHAHAHAAA!!! Lame. Ohoh. I've seen a comeback like this before. I think I'll spend less time updating now so that I can enjoy the rest of the game. Later!!!
10:37pm
Just saying: if the Rockets have their lead down to 12 or something, I will get crazy and scared. That's where I'm the best at screaming at the TV.
10:40pm
AAAHH!! It's 88-76 9:09! OH NOOOO!!!! YES!!! 90-76!! How relieving!!! MUUUHGGHHUUGGGHHUUHHH!!!!!
10:47pm
OH NO!!! The spurs are clawing closer!! 96-83 6:25 4TH. But I don't think they can comeback and win tonight. Kevin Martin has 33 points. At last, he does his good deed.
10:51pm
100-88 4:37 4TH. Rockets have scored 100 points tonight.
10:51pm
100-88 4:37 4TH. Rockets have scored 100 points tonight.
11:03pm
105-102 :08 4TH. OOHHH NNNOOOOO!!!!! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
11:07pm
107-104 3 seconds left 4TH. MUHAHAHAHA!!! The Rockets are about to win!!! This makes me really crazy!!!
February 27th 2010 10:07am
Post game analysis: With this victory, the Rockets will move into 10th place. If the magic would have done what they were supposed to do, it would be 9th place. Tony Parker was gone for the Spurs and Trevor Ariza was gone for the Rockets. This battle in Texas was seemingly a one-sided game for the Rockets except in the final couple of minutes which really didn't matter. It got me crazy though. Rockets win it 109-104. Martin has a season-high with Houston 33 points as Mel Brooks has 31 points and Luis scola has a career-high 30 points. This is the first time in franchise history that the Rockets had 3 players scoring 30+ points in a single game. Isn't that great? At last, KMart gets it done in Houston. this is our first home win since the Rockets beat Golden State 119-97. We were in 11th place and then jumped over the Grizzlies who lost to the Bobcats last night. Perhaps nobody except me was watching my updates on this game. But I will look to do it again. If you have NBATV, stay tuned for the Rockets game in Salt Lake City as they take on the red-hot Utah Jazz who lost in Sacremento last night. The game is at 8:00ET at channel 402(dish). That's NBATV. The Rockets and Jazz have had great rivalries in the last 5 years facing eachother in the playoffs. Rockets haven't won a playoff series against the Jazz since 1995 when Hakeem was with the team. When these two teams get together, it's always a great showdown. Make sure you watch that! I'm gonna have some pancakes for breakfast.
February 27th 2010 11:30pm
Post game analysis of that Jazz game, which we lost 133-110. I thought the Rockets were one of the best defensive teams in the NBA. 133 FAT POINTS!!! 70 in the first half! 67.5% field goal precentage. The Rockets dignity has been taken away now. Also, if the Rockets would have had a defensive team, just by adding a Battier, with the fouls we were drawing tonight, we would have had a pretty good chance of winning tonight. The Rockets kept leaving people open!!! Yes, when the Rockets loose, I complain and say things like the Rockets can't do this or that. But when the Rockets win, I get a little hope and laugh my head off. The Rockets aren't supposed to make the playoffs and Morey knew it. The trade was designed for the future, getting conditional draft picks, Jordan Hill who should get better, Jared Jefferies who we canmake capspace with by waiving him, and KMart who now sponsors this team, and the Museum of Modern Art which New York traded to us too.